Lancelot the hedgehog - Life Style Expert

There has recently been much discussion in the media about Coffee and what makes the best cup of coffee: high altitude beans, low altitude beans, light roast, dark roast, cold drip, etc. Lancelot, a life style enhancement expert, has definite views. For Lancelot it can only be a triple grande decaf expresso with a dash of soy milk, served at exactly 78.5 degrees.