Lancelot is not particularly into sports. This is not due to a lack of innate ability but rather a lack of opportunity. As noted rugby star Paul Jarvis recently remarked, anyone who has a hide of 3 inch prickles is always going to get chosen last for a close contact team sport. So it was with some surprise that we noted Lancelot's enthusiasm for the world cup. But all was explained when the scarlet Vuvuzela arrived in the mail. Donated by a generous fan, Lancelot is using the instrument to further his research into the problems posed by undesired

guests.