The return of Lancelot

Finally the long awaited return. Lancelot would like to thank David for his Herculean work on restoring his website. Lancelot would further stress that the lapse was in no way due to the technical lack of expertise of his editor. He would also like to stress that the allegations that the site was down because he, Lancelot, had taken an unauthorized vacation and embezzled the money so generously donated by so many for the recovery of his sunglasses is quite without foundation. In short he is delighted to be back.

Vuvuzela joy

Lancelot is not particularly into sports. This is not due to a lack of innate ability but rather a lack of opportunity. As noted rugby star Paul Jarvis recently remarked, anyone who has a hide of 3 inch prickles is always going to get chosen last for a close contact team sport. So it was with some surprise that we noted Lancelot's enthusiasm for the world cup. But all was explained when the scarlet Vuvuzela arrived in the mail.  Donated by a generous fan, Lancelot is using the instrument to further his research into the problems posed by undesired

 guests.

Caught Red Handed.

 

So we were busy painting the vegetable garden at the Garden Education Center last week when Lancelot noticed some rather shady characters hanging around. Bravely returning later that evening.....

Editor's note. Lancelot is forced to wear his spare shades. The Ebay issue is still unresolved.

An Amazing Effort.

A fun class project. There were only two rules: No correcting someone else's square and no trying to continue from one square to the next. Artwork by the Tuesday and Thursday classes and a little bullying from me. Created for a "Pattern and Texture" show.

Lancelot, Vexed.

Lancelot was most put out. The fan who had caught Lancelot's sunglasses after his gravity defying high wire act was refusing to return them. Even worse, the fan was trying to sell them on ebay. The parasite.

Lancelot's blog - "unwanted guests"

Recently the issue of Lancelot's moral worth was raised. It seems some readers feel he is a rather sketchy personality. In fact Lancelot's contribution to society is enormous. His blog displays a depth and erudition seldom found elsewhere. Take, for example, a recent post "Unwanted guests". Have you ever wondered how to deal with non paying tenants or unwanted guests?   Lancelot has the answer, in fact he has the perfect solution. Lancelot offers the following advice: Play Jimi Hendrix at top volume for days at a time. This is just

the sort of  useful tip you are unlikely to find anywhere else in the blogophere.

Editor's note: Lancelot gratefully acknowledges the ground breaking research by Karen C on this subject. Further research by Ginny R on the efficaciousness of using the NPR fundraising drive for the same purpose is also much appreciated, although it should be pointed out that this was not nearly so effective.